1001 SIDESPLITTING ONE-LINERS AND SOME WISDOMS

1001 SIDESPLITTING ONE-LINERS AND SOME WISDOMS

By: Dines, James

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Sensational for speech writers, and for social and personal amusement! For some years investors have been asking Mr Dines to publish a compilation of his jokes and bits of wisdom from his speeches, thousands of radio and TV i nterviews and from The Dines Letter itself. Mr Dines' first joke book has o ver 60 categories of jokes and here are a dozen free samples: 1) We arrive in the world naked, and we leave the world naked...so stockbrokers are just doing God's work. 2) Always travel first class, because if you don't, your heirs will!. 3) The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse th at gets the cheese! 4) Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. 5) If the world were always logical, men would ride sidesaddle... and women 's bikes! 6) The argument with your wife you just won is not over yet...and the man who thinks he's smarter than his wife has a really smart wife! 7) There are many benefits to marriage, such as sex every night...and, if you' re lucky, your partner joins in once a month! 8) Somebody asked me why my r elatives don't travel to visit and stay with me. My secret is that I borrow from the rich ones and lend to the poor ones...and neither ever comes back ! 9) Our leaders' heads are deeper in the sand than armless clam diggers! 1 0) They say I look "distinguished"... that's the last stage before extingui shed. 11) Do you know the difference between broccoli and boogers?...Kids w on't eat broccoli! 12) Always persist. Never give up...think of the poor gu y who invented "Preparation G"!

Title: 1001 SIDESPLITTING ONE-LINERS AND SOME WISDOMS

Author Name: Dines, James

Categories: Humour,

Publisher: BCM, Inc: 2001

ISBN Number: 0964968916

ISBN Number 13: 9780964968912

Binding: Paperback

Book Condition: Very Good

Seller ID: RWARE0000046098